Take Command, Go Commando! or The WFT's New Name

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 Looks like the Washington Football Team is now the Washington Commanders.

New Mascot: Jack Aubrey?

Okay, this is it...


Even though I'm a die hard Philadelphia Eagles fan (#gobirds), a part of me wanted Red Tails for the former WFT to pay homage to those Tuskegee Airmen who served with distinction in WWII (still fitting with the military theme). I'll still want to beat them, but at least they would have some respectability. Now, respectability has been thrown out the door. The best zingers:

1) "The Washington Commies" Although to be fair, for the past decade or so, we have been wearing red and cheering for a Russian at every Capitals game...

2) "Take Command, go Commando!" Aside from the fact the new Commanders share a name with the old San Antonio Commanders of the Alliance of American Football, they had to steal their old hashtag: #Takecommand. That's just lazy. So I decided to jazz up the slogan a bit (and reduce underwear sales in the DMV by 20%)

Aside from the zingers, the most serious take is Red Tails wasn't considered due to the efforts undertaken by certain states to erase history deemed too racist. And therefore if the Washington Red Tails came to town, they would be forced to actually learn about segregation... Or in more realistic terms, Dan Snyder couldn't sell merchandise in those states because of it. You make the call.

Whatever the reason, they could have done so much better with the name, but I'm guessing the unwillingness of a billionaire to pay a patent troll led us down this road. 

But after today, the Commanders have a different opponent, Congress!!!

Until the next time, stay warm, stay safe, and FLY EAGLES FLY!!

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